I am so sorry
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[At dinner]
Sneezy: Hey fellas, did you know I was once told I was a good kisser?
Sleepy: [Opens mouth, then shuts it]
Sneezy: What is it, Sleepy?
Sleepy, blushing: I.. I was gonna say 'Prove it'.
Sneezy:
5D:
Sneezy: [gets up from his chair]
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Sleepy: The best part of an oreo is the black cookie, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Happy: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Sleepy: Yo Socrates, it's a fucking cookie.
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Doc: If you do that again, I swear I will throw you out the window and- what are you doing?
Grumpy, looking out the window: Checking how high the drop is to see if it's worth it.
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Kidnapper, on the phone: If you can bring me $10,000 in 24 hours, I'll give you your little friend back.
Sleepy, tied up: Wh- YOU THINK I'M ONLY WORTH TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS?!?!
Kidnapper: uh-
Sleepy: MAKE THAT 10 MILLION
Doc, on the other line: SLEEPY YOU ARE BEING HELD FOR RANSOM SHUT THE HECK UP
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Happy: Good morning fellas!
Bashful: Good morning
Doc: Good morning!!!
Sleepy: [yawns] Good morning..
Grumpy: Please you guys sound like robots, spice it up a bit.
Sneezy, sliding downstairs: MORNING MOTHERFLOOMERS!!
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Sneezy: So do you have a crush on anyone?
Bashful: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.
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Queen Delightful: I'm scared for Lord Starchbottom.
Doc: Why?
Queen Delightful: He has no survivor skills. His need to surpass me at absolutely everything completely replaces them.
7D: what
Queen Delightful: Here, watch this.
Queen Delightful: HEY LORD STARCHBOTTOM!! I'LL RACE YOU DOWNSTAIRS!
Starchy: [proceeds to throw himself out the window]
7D:
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Dopey: Treat insects the way you wanna be treated!
Bashful: Killed without hesitation.
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The 7D: Adventures In Jollywood
Fanfiction(Contains oneshots, short stories, incorrect quotes, shitposts, parodies, songshots, sometimes modern AUs, and many, many more) This is a show that so deserves a second chance and deserved better treatment than what it got. So if Disney won't, I wil...
