suction cup man 4: business or pleasure. (part 2)

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after everyone got done eating their food, which they enjoyed so much, we see aiden and the heroes, along with their families sitting in the theatre

aiden; ok so remember when i said that the veiwing i showed is just part 1?

saphron: yes, you said that.

aiden: well, here's part 2.

he said as the veiwing continued to show

we now see jaune getting on his computer using a website called ''booble'' typing in ''how to climb without suction cups'' with a ''yeah'' face

aiden: heheh, booble.

we then see jaune using a hook to climb, but he failed. using a ladder, also failed due to the ladder not being high enough to reach the top, a vaccume cleaner, also failed because the plug fell off the generator. him using duct tape, failed. he started to use super glue on his hand to climb the building like spider man, but his hands got suck, started to scream, and got his hands off the window, leaving his skin attached to the building while putting bandages on his hands

everyone started to cringe at that scene of jaune getting the skin of the bottom of his hands snatched off of him

jaune then used some hiking hooks, but accidentally broke the glass as he ran away to avoid getting arrested

everyone, even jaune's family started to laugh at that scene, but stopped at seeing him being sad while sitting on a bench

as jaune was sitting on the bench in a park, an old guy walked up and sat down next to him

old guy: you know, the way i look at it...some people never find their purpose in life. something to make...life worth living. but you, you had your purpose, and now...you don't...like, you have nothing...literally nothing...goodbye.

he said as he left, leaving an even more depressed jaune/suction cup man

everyone in the cinema was mad at that old guy for saying that unhelpful speech

nora: well, that wasn't even helpful. right ren?

ren: totally.

nicholas: but the way he said it, it all sounds too familiar.

aiden:that's because it is. remember what i showed you about what jaune went through when i brought you here.

ghira: what are you talking about?

illia: yeah, what he said.

as she said that, i began to explain what i meant. and let's just say, illia and blake's parents are upset

kali: blake, how could you.

ghira: yeah, why would you put him through all that?

they said as illia looked away

blake: it wasn't me, it was my counterpart.

aiden; she's right, i showed them what would happen if jaune's transcripts did get revealed. in your reality, it didn't happen.

nicholas: it's true, ghira. when aiden showed us that footage, i was disgusted by what i saw.

terra: we all are.

nicholas: disowning jaune...i sounded so, naive and blind.

aiden: ok i get it, you feel guilty on what would've happened, now let's continue.

he said as we see jaune, but he had a small beard and looked like shit as he was looking at a rope that costed like 20 dollars

charlotte arc: huh, i wonder what kind of store sells ropes.

aiden: oh, it's not just ropes.

ruby: what do you mean?

tai: exactl what she said.

aiden: you'll see.

he said as we see what store he was in, he's in a store on what i call a ''pleasure palace'', due to the fact that they sell sex toys and lengerie clothing

as they saw the store, the females were blushing madly at seeing that stuff

illia: (blushing) oh my.

yang then covered ruby's eyes

yang: sis, you don't want to see this stuff.

ruby: aww.

charlotte: why would he want to go there to get a rope, or is it....

she was cut off as the sad jaune walked up to buy the rope

jaune: (sad voice) just this please.

gina: alright, that's one rock bottom bondage beginner set, do you have any questions about this product?

jaune: does it function as a rope?

gina: it...is a rope. you came.... here for a regular rope?

jaune: hardware store closed. i'm trying to find new hobbies. knot tying perhaps.

he said as he tied the rope into a hanging knot

everyone in the cinema was wide eyes at seeing that jaune was about to buy that rope to commit suicide

gina: (high pitched voice) are you good?

juane: (normal voice) THEY TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME!!!!

He said as he threw the rope away

jaune: I USED TO BE SUCTION CUP MAN!!!! maybe you heard of me?

gina: no...

jaune; now i'm just a man, no suction cups.

he said with sad eyes

gina: why can't you just get more suction cups?

jaune: i got sued by a guy that sells plungers.

gina: ok.

jaune: the judge said i was: BANNED from owning any climbing grade suction cups....and that's BULLSHIT!!!!

he said angrily, but then got sad again a gina patted his head, but then thought of something

gina: hmm...just climbing grade?

jaune: that's..... what the judge said .

gina: uh huh....well, i think i might have a catalogue you'll be interested in.

the arc family started to smirk at what's happening

jaune: (sniffs) oh yeah?

he said as the screen went dark.

lucy arc: hey what happened?

aiden; don't worry, i'll be showing you the rest in a little bit.

ironwood: is there a reason.

aiden; why yes there is, i just got a text saying that my grandma is here to pick me up.

marrow: for what?

aiden: for lunch, i'm eating sushi with her and my aunt.

belladonna family: can we come.

aiden: no, it's a family thing.

he said as they pouted as he left

end of chapter, hope you liked it.

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