Dr Phil's POV
"So Shrek what's seems to be your problem" I asked well I watched him sit down on the chair next to me
"Well me and my wife have way to many kids and I think I might of fallen out of love with her, actually I think I was never in love with her in the first place" Shrek said, right as I heard his voice my heart stopped, It was just so- so hot
"And uh- w-why do you think that" Shit I stuttered
"Well first of, we live in a swamp. Not so romantic if I do say so my self, and when we had our first kid we didn't really know what we were doing, it was kinda just in the heat of the moment, actually I never wanted to have kids that was all my wife whats-her-name. Plus I think I'm gay" shrek said. At this point I was dying his voice was just so hot... and HE'S GAY!
"So would you say you would divorce her"I responded
"Yes, yes I would" shrek said eagerly
"Well... well guess what, I'm about to make you dreams come true because I have the paperwork right here!" I said pulling out a few papers stapled together from my briefcase that I had beside me
He looked at me with wide-eyes and a big smug on his face
"Your kidding!" He yelled happily
I handed him the papers and a pen. He immediately signed it without hesitation.
"YOU WITNESSED IT HERE FOULKS RIGHT AFTER SHREK GETS HIS WIFE TO SIGN THE PAPERS THEY WILL OFFICIALLY DIVORCE!" I yelled
(Time skip brought to you by my lazy ass :) )
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After the show I was walking home when I was stoped by someone yelling my name
"PHIL"I herd someone yell. I recognized the voice almost instantly.
I turned around to see the one and only shrek
"I just wanted to thank you, I got my wife to sign the papers and now I'm officially divorced. And it's all thanks to you"
"No problem, actually I was wondering would you like to exchange numbers?" I said hoping the hunk in front of me would say yes
"Sure whats your number?" Shrek asked me and I was so happy
"It's **********" I responded
"Oh ok, mines **********, I'll text you later" he said running of
EEEEEEKKKK, I JUST PHONE NUMBER MAYBE I ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE!
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That day I met you (shrek x dr phil)
Fanfiction"So shrek what's your problem" I asked well I watched him sit down on the chair next to me ⚠️Warning ⚠️ Includes: - Boyxboy - Swearing - Spelling/grammar mistakes - CRINGE ⚠️Art is not mine⚠️ credit to the owners ⚠️this was meant as a joke⚠️ If...
