A/N: Why are we here? Just to suffer?
Oney dey, Wenteer and C r o w deceeded to go to get sum icee cram. Et wuz hawt as Hedes outsade aend tey wanteed cold.
sO tey walkd to da icee cram shoope an got icee cram. C r o w got chococo cram, Wenteer got vanella cram.
Wenteer wuz enjoyang hur icee cram wen she noteeced C r o w poringg wheeskey entoo his icee cram.
Wenteer jus starred ar him wiht da bigestt wtf faec. He jus grined smlugy aet hur. "U mad, bro?"
"Y r u leik dis?" she aeskd.
"Cuz lol." he doog en.
Leogn stury shurt. C r o w endid up dronk an Wenteer haed to carrie heim home.
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She seet him on da bed an hee grabbbd hes hande, "Thx, bb. U so preeety."
sHe culdent halp butu smeli aet him, "Yuh. I kno."
Dey hugged.
Da End <3
JE LEEST
da bess dey evva!
HumorLol I'm not even going to try. (just so you all are aware. This fanfiction is purely A JOKE. I can actually write a decent story but I just feel like making a fanfic that's so unbelievably derpy that it's cringy.) props to Feliciano Vargas (https:...