A mysterious figure pops out of the darkness. It's a human-like figure, but with a face covered in static and many pairs of wings. Lasar draws back in fear.
Lasar: Wh-what kind of monster are you?!?
??????: I'm ✑✩✲✵☊‱❂, but you can just call me any human name that you'd like.
Lasar: How about Lancer. But why am I here? Can I go back to Earth? Is this a dream? Am-
Lancer: Enough questions. You are dead. You cannot go back. You come here to become a ghost.
Lasar: WHAT?!?! I'M DEAD?!?!?
Lancer: Yep. Apparently you had laser eye powers, and accidentally zapped a cliff causing a landslide to hit you. And you destroyed New York City.
Lasar: Is there any way I can go back?
Lancer: Well I suppose there is, but I'm not going to tell you.
Lasar: TELL ME PLEASEEEE!!!!!!!
Lancer: No.
Lasar: PLEEEASE???
Lancer: No.
Lasar: PLEEEEEEEEEASE????
Lancer: No.
Lasar: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?????!!!!!!!!!??????
Lancer: Ok FINE.
YOU ARE READING
The Lasar Cat's Sorrow
FanfictionA cat named Lasar dies and ends up in a strange place. He ventures his nine lives in this book series. But this is only the first book. Will Lasar live to see his other nine lives, or die permanently? The only way to know is to read the book!
