10 things the cullens are not allowed to do

Edward

1. Call Bella fragile.
2. Help Emmett pull pranks.
3. Change his emotions every 5 seconds just to piss Jasper off.
4. Tell Rosalie that he didn't want to be her mate cause she was ugly and she was bitchy.
5. Go shopping with Alice.
6. Tell Esme that Emmett and Jasper are being mean to him when they're not.
7. Go to the hospital and cry saying I've had a really bad nose bleed and Dr cullen knows how to deal with blood.
8. Fight Jacob.
9. Annoy Renesmee.
10. Get a nose job.