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that time mysta cooked

ike
This morning I woke up to the smell of something burning
My first thought was that I was about to have a stroke
But then I remembered that having a stroke would mean I would've smelt burnt toast
And what I smelt, smelt nothing like toast, might I add
It smelt like burnt rubber
So, my question for you, my lovely members, is who the hell is burning our kitchen down.

shu
i'm not even home right now so i'm out of the question

ike
It's 8AM. What the fuck are you doing out at this time, Shu???

shu
i'm trying to teach myself how to skate
Leave me alone, dad

ike
Be in nijisanji EN, they said...It'll be fun, they said..
Ykw, I'm not going to question you more since you're obviously busy 🙄

shu
thank u 4 understanding ☺️

luca
bruh it smells like literal ASS in every room i go in and i just took a shower 😞

ike
I know, Luca
I'm going to go down there and see what's going on

20 minutes later

ike
How can you fuck bacon up like that?? You just flip it until it's cooked to your liking...

vox
i TRIED to show him the correct way to do it but he refused any help from me.

luca
did you guys find out what's causing the smell??

ike
Not what, who

luca
eh?

ike
It's Mysta

luca
who allowed him in the kitchen?!

ike
Yeah, Vox. Who let him in our kitchen 🙎

mysta
omg are you guys talking about me?
would you stop being haters
vox asked me to cook breakfast for him, you know, like a good dog would

luca
dogs can't cook...

mysta
shut up luca, i'm not like other dogs

vox
oh my god.

luca
wow, mysta! you're so quirky UwU

ike
You know, a stroke doesn't sound so bad after all...

mysta
ANYWAYS. of course i succeed with cooking the bacon (bc im awesome like that)

vox
my boy, my sweet little boy, we all have stage 4 lung cancer because of you now and you call it a success?

ike
For real, I could've died in my sleep

mysta
what a shame you didn't 😐

shu
holy shit my fucking lungs..😵‍💫😵‍💫

luca
shu's home

shu
how are y'all breathing in this toxic ass air?! someone open a damn window please

ike
yeah, vox can you please take mysta away from the kitchen. i need to clean it now 😑

vox
yeah, and after that, i'll cook breakfast for everyone

mysta
this is so mystaphobic

vox
i appreciate your dedication, son
patpat

mysta
:O
:D