*pro hero AU*
Todoroki: STOP ASSAULTING RANDOM PEOPLE JUST CUZ THEY'RE WEARING DEKU MERCH!
Bakugo: I'm ain't following that gay shit
Todoroki: WHAT GAY SHIT?! THE LAW-?!
(Iykyk)
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*Todoroki gets kidnapped*
Bakugo *miles away*: MY SHOTO SENSES ARE TINGLING
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Todoroki: Katsuki and I have a mutual agreement where we can't sleep without saying 'I love you' but we've been arguing for a few days now
Midoryia: How much sleep have you gotten then?
Todoroki: Tomato
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Kirishima: BAKUBRO WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
Bakugo: WHAT?! Well fuck me with a stick and call it a dildo...WHAT DO WE DO?!
Kirishima: aren't you the top?
Bakugo: Ohhh true, well then fuck Shoto with a stick and call it dildo...WHAT DO WE DO?!
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Denki: I heard that when you're married you know the other person a lot better! Just cause you're with them most of the time
Shoto: That's not true-
Bakugo: Here's a Tylenol and some water
Shoto: What for?
Bakugo: It's raining you'll get a headache soon enough
Shoto: Psh no I won't
*5 minutes later*
Shoto: Fuck
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Endeavor: Why do you think you are worthy of calling yourself my son's fiancé?
Bakugo: Why do you think you are worthy of calling yourself my fiancé's dad?
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Bakugo: When I was little, I wished on a shooting star that I would get married to a beautiful, smart, strong, independent woman
Kirishima: Wait but you have a husband now, that means the star got it wrong
Bakugo: And for that I am eternally grateful
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Incorrect BakuTodo
HumorBasically some funny BakuTodo quotes that either I came up with or I saw somewhere else (Best ratings: #1 Bakutodo 06/08/21 #1 todobaku 02/11/21 #1 quotes 13/11/21) (Images not mine) (I only edited the cover)
