Chapter 8

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i'm having an awful day

L

:(

my day has been very unpoggers*

Oh shit, you wanna talk
about it?

i hate you

Glad the feeling is mutual,
I was scared you didn't return
my feelings

:(

What is it?

nothing

Oh c'mon, just tell me

i don't want to anymore

I'm a great listener since
I've got loads of ladies coming
to me with their problems.
Everyone knows they can talk
to big comfort man over here,
as he's best in the business. But
what if big man wants to talk
about HIS feelings once in a
while, y'know? How is he
supposed to keep comforting
hot girls if big man can't even
comfort himself?

wooow, what the dilemma.

because supposedly being
surrounded by hot girls sounds
like hell

You get what you wish for

do you want to talk about
your feelings then, big man?

No, you're supposed to be
talking about yours

then what was the rant for??

Uhh did it distract you?

i guess so?

it honestly made me want to sock
you in the gut for speaking in the
third person again

Then that was the point

Wait no-

:D

How tf do you type so fast?

impressed?

More like scared

i like that :)

so how's wilbur?

Being a wanker like usual.

Idk how's May?

she's good...

do you want her number?

What the fuck, no?

You better not be offering
because you want my friend's
number in return

DAMMIT

You're a great friend

i try my best <3

...

wanna have a sleepover? :D

i've got your favorite rom-coms rented

if you have 10 things i hate
about you then i will forever
love and worship you

i thought u already did

but yes :)

you are so goddamn sexy,
and i love you for that

don't, you'll make me cry

anything for you

<3

<3

so how is everything with
the british guy?

cut contact yet?

as a matter of fact, i'd say
everything is going well!

perhaps a few tears shed from
both parties every now and then

hihihi you can get a little feisty,
yu. what did you say to him?

i called his bestie the love of
my life

ah would break any man's
heart

what else?

on multiple occasions i've made
fun of him for being british

as i've heard

and i might've committed a
cardinal sin

no, most definitely did.

oh?

the other day i called the queen...

"alright"

wait, "alright" as in...?

yes

yu, what have you done??

you can't possibly believe you
can insult their queen and get
away with it, now do you???

i realize now of my grave
mistake

if i'm lucky, he won't alert
the others

one can only pray

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