I have no idea what day or time it is in this universe.
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John: Unhappy Chirctlers and Merry Old Year
Blyke:💀💀💀
Isen: I- John Christmas and New Years is already over-
Arlo: He's high on drugs right now.
Seraphina: That fact that you said that as if it was the most normal thing-
Arlo: It is.
Elaine: The fudge-
Elaine: Fuck*
Elaine: God I hate autocorrect
Remi: Haha same
Nika: damn. That last time he was high on drugs I almost lost my head
Blyke: I- is it /srs or /j
Nika: /srs
Blyke: I'm scared if he lost his memories like how they do in K-drama he will probably go back to being his old self-😟😟
Nika: How long have you been binge watching K-dramas Blyke?-
Blyke:3 days 19 hours 27 minutes 56 seconds
Nika: basically you're another John but without the drugs
Blyke: ig
Isen: I- BLYKE TO SLEEP NOW.
Blyke: no- WAIT NOOPOOOOOOOJ-
*Blyke is now offline*
*Isen is now offline*
Arlo: anyways does anyone have any idea how to hide a headless body?
Seraphina: Wtf-
Seraphina: John?
Arlo: Yeah
Seraphina: can't help you with that lol
Elaine:^^^
Remi: Nika?
Nika: okay sweetheart I'll help him hide the body.
Remi: Thank you my love<33
Nika:<33
Nika: also Arlo where is the body and the head?
Arlo: The body is in front of out dorm and the head was thrown at a light speed that could break the sound barrier.
Nika: got it.
*30 minutes later*
Arlo: so how did you find the head?
Nika: I have traveled way more then you think and I know my way around this whole fucking earth so all I need was the direction it was thrown at
Remi: omfg- my lover is so fucking amazing, smart, talented, beautiful, handsome<333
Nika:Thank you sweetheart<3
Remi: No problem dear<3
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Behind the 4th wall
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Ash: Me and who??😭🤚
My S/O: you and me duh 🙄
Ash: Darling we live in different countries-
My S/O: listen here you beautiful person I will go to your country and snatch you away and move to somewhere else and we will live together and we will go on ice skating dates. Got that?
Ash: Would absolutely love that<33
My S/O: Good<33
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Back in the story
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Nika: also Arlo get some medicine for headaches and stomach pain. John will need them when he becomes conscious.
Arlo:k.
John: your mom and your dad
Arlo: John stop.
John: Ne a já vás budu udusit k smrti
Arlo:... " No and I will choke you to death "
Seraphina: What language is that?
Arlo: Czech.
Seraphina: Czech?
Arlo: just search it up.
Seraphina: kk
Nika: John. Hand. Over. Your. Cocaine.
John: NE
Nika: Arlo you deal with him. My father is calling.
Arlo: dw i was gonna deal with him either way.
Remi: Bye dear<33
Nika: Bye darling<33
Arlo: JOHN DOE GET OFF THE FUCKING CEILING AND GO TO BED NOW.
John: ☪︎('＿｀。) but-
Arlo: John Doe. bed. Now.
John: yes.
*Everyone is now offline*
HAPPY LATE NEW YEARS AND I HOPE YA'LL THE BEST I'M IN A DEPRESSED KIND OF MOOD DUE TO MY S/O. CUZ THEY HAVE ED AND MIGHT DIE SOON SINCE THE DOCTORS THINK THEY MIGHT HAVE DESTROYED AN IMPORTANT ORGAN. SO I WILL TRY TO UPDATE. ALSO CHECK OUT THE NEW STORY I'M WORKING ON ITS A THE DISASTROUS LIFE OF SAIKI K x THE OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB crossover. AND I WILL BE WORKING ON THAT ONE A LOT THEN MY OTHER STORIES. I HAVE A LOT OF OTHER STORIES IN DRAFTS AS WELL.
BUT FITST I WANNA HAVE ANOTHER MENTAL BREAKDOWN ABOUT MT S/O
Bye love ya'll
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unOrdinary GC (on crack)
FanfictionIn this the joker thing never happened but John told Seraphina that he had and ability and she was cool with it everyone else(except the whole school) knew about his ability and what happened at New Bostin Also Arlo and John share a dorm which is r...
