MY NEW GIRLFRIEND

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Prince was on his way to this fancy restaurant call little Italy , it's an Italian place that serves pasta & pizza. He met this woman online name Princess. Shes a pretty girl & seems really sweet & fun to talk to. Prince & her been talking for months & now their finally about to meet in person.
"Shoot I'm nervous" Prince says as he sighs deeply
He pulls up in the parking lot & gets out.

He goes in the restaurant & looks around to see if he spots Princess anywhere

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He goes in the restaurant & looks around to see if he spots Princess anywhere. But she was nowhere in sight.
"I know dang well this girl did not stand me up"
He sits at the bar & sighs.
"Aye what can I get you" ?
"Long Island sweet tea please"
"PRINCEEEEEEEEE" !!!!!!
Prince jumps & turns around.
"Princess" !
He hops out his seat & walks towards her . She screams & jumps in his arms.
"Oh my gosh its so nice to meet you boo" !
"It's very nice to meet you as well love"
"I'm sorry I'm late , I had to shave my lady bits"
"Oh ok...(he laughs) it's fine"
"Yeahhhh I had to get myself right you know"
"Here's your Long Island iced tea my guy"
"Aye thanks" Prince takes his drink
"Oh fuck dattt, get me some henny" !
"You drink that stuff" ?
"Yasssssss"
"Hennessy isn't really my thing"
"Whatever it's sho mine, I wanna get drunk tonight! & besides I'm celebrating us" !
"So true, I can't believe I'm finally meeting you after all these months, your very beautiful"
"Period! You a handsome ole thang"
"Aw I'm alright baby"
"Here's your Hennessy honey"
"Sha thanks" !
She snatches the shot & gulps it down.
"Ooooooohhhhh yes I know that's right" !
Prince laughs.
"Can I ask you something" ?!
He nods "anything"
"How big yo DICK is" ?
Prince nearly chokes on his tea.
"You ok" ?
She hits his back. He jumps.
"I'm fine I'm fine" he says as he coughs as catches his breath
"Did my question startle yo ass" ?
"I'm alright"
"Ok so answer the question my nigga"
"It's big enough"
"Well I just wanted to know before moving forwards, I ain't got the times for a chicken nugget, you feel me my nigga"
"Yeah ok"
"Mhmmm I'll find out tonight" !!
She licks out her tongue & smirks.
"Oh yeah, shoot why not" he laughs nervously
She takes another shot. "Let's dance bitch nigga"
She grabs his arms & pulls him into the dance floor.
"Whoa" !

She was swinging her hair & twerking.
"You see me Prince" !
"I see you Princess, you got moves"
"Shake ya shit bitch, I'm tryna see sum"
She slaps his ass. He jumps. "Whoa"
He was tryna dance & do something cool. While she was dancing all wildly & giggling.
"Hand me another shot" ! She yells
"Uhhh yeah no more shots for you"
"You don't tell me what to do" !
She grabs another shot & gulps it down.
"I don't think you should be drinking that much Princess"
"I'm a grown ass bitch ! We having funnnnn Prince, loosen up & shake yo shit" !
She does the bump with him. "Yeah" !
He nearly trips & falls to the floor. "Oh my gosh"
She laughs hysterically & falls to the ground.
"Okkkk yeah let's get you outta here"
Prince helps her up & escorts her out the place. She was giggling & staggering.
"I like your lips, can I kiss em" ?
"You are drunk"
She tries kissing his lips. He places her in the car.
"Can you stop by Walmart" ?
"No your drunk, we ain't going to Walmart , we going to my place"
"Yassssssssss"
She kicks her shoes off "Ooh those heels was hurting me, have you ever wore heels" ?
"No I never wore heels" he laughs
"You would hate it"
"I'm sure I will honey"
"Can you stop at steak & shake , I want me a burger & milk shake"
"Alright"
"Yayyyyyy & you better pay for it"
"I gotchu I gotchu"
"I have the money but I wanna spend yo money, dig it"
"Oh it's like that huh" ?
She ignores him & looks out the window giggling.

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