Horny

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i hate when people try to get nudes from me like bitch do you think imma send you pics of my nipples?

no

like if you want i will send you famous people's ass but not mine.

and i dont sext.

but when i do i make it funny and stupid.

example:

boy: im horny

me: ok lets sext me first

boy: ok

me: i spread my buttcheeks out for shrek.

me: okay now ur turn.

*boys blocks me*

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