1. Yo Mama so fat , her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does .
2. Yo Mama so fat , when she wears a yellow raincoat people yell "taxi!"
3.Yo Mama so fat , she looked up cheat codes for wii fitness.
4.Yo Mama so fat , the only time she exercises is to chase the ice cream truck.
5.Yo Mama so fat , she irons her pants on the driveway .
6.Yo Mama so fat , people jog around her for exercise .
7. Yo Mama so fat , that the last time she saw 76512 was on the weighing scale .
8. Yo Mama so fat , she uses two buses as rollerblades .
9. Yo Mama so fat , she fell in love and broke it.
10. Yo Mama so fat , she doesn't have a tailor , she has a contractor .
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1000 yo mama jokes
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