Pickup lines

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*You were sat down doing a vlog where you are saying pick up lines to each other*

(Bries pov)
"hey! My names Microsoft, can I crash at your place tonight?" Y/n says

"that was awful!" I giggle

"I thought it was pretty good!" She exclaims

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?" I said seductively

"Mine was awful but that is just terrible!" Y/n bursts out laughing

"No it wasn't!!" I replied

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together." Y/n laughs

"Noooo! That was shit" I answered

"If you were a transformer you'd be Optimus fine" I wink at Y/n

Y/n giggles and kisses my cheek

"Cutie" she says tilting her head with a smile

"Feel my shirt, I know what it's made of, girlfriend material." Y/n said before laughing

"That wasn't that bad I guess." I said giggling again

"It's a good thing I have my library card because I'm totally checking you out." I said before pulling out my library card

Y/n laughed until she was crying and so did I.

A/n: I liked this one but it's short again lmao. I'll try make some longer ones soon!

Word count: 211

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