"You smell of butter"
Said Alan
"That's because I ran out of hair gel"
Said the Pogo-Stick Man
"Now will you buy a fucking pogo-stick or not?"
"I'd prefer a scooter"
"You prick"
The Pogo-Stick Man bounced away
Alan cried for a while
YOU ARE READING
Then I Smoked Some Crack
PoetryPoems are within Haikus, ballads and prose None of the above
NUISANCE
"You smell of butter"
Said Alan
"That's because I ran out of hair gel"
Said the Pogo-Stick Man
"Now will you buy a fucking pogo-stick or not?"
"I'd prefer a scooter"
"You prick"
The Pogo-Stick Man bounced away
Alan cried for a while