Chica: Guys. I'll be right back.
Bonnie: Where ya going?
Foxy: The lass be needin' some fresh air.
Freddy: Okay. If you say so.
-two hours later-
Chica: *walks back in*
Bonnie: HEY! WELCOME BACK! LET'S BUILD A SNOWMAN!
Freddy: BONNIE NO-
Bonnie: DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAAAAAAAAAQAAAJJDKWHDIRHOWNDIDIDBWUUDKENWIDBDNNNNNNNNNNN *universe breaks*
Foxy: GREAT JOB LAD. PERFECT BACKDROP FOR THIS. *rolls eyes*
Bonnie: WELL EXCUSE ME MISTER PIRATE-PANTS!
Marionette: *facepalms* Geez... So immature...
Freddy: What's pulling YOUR strings, Marionette? Should they MarioNOTte be fighting?
Goldie: Can't you see? It's their GOLDEN opportunity!
Springtrap: What? Can't BEAR our GOLDEN jokes?
Marionette: ...ffffffffFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *explodes*
Chica: GUYS GET KITSUNE.
Kitsy: *randomly appears* Pizza? *sees the blanket wrap in Chica's arm* What's that mama Chica?
Chica: Surprise! *pulls the blanket down to reveal a red-orange baby chick with amber eyes, an eyepatch, and a bib that says: Yarr!*
Kitsy: YAY! IMA BIG SIS! IMA BIG SISTAH! What name?
Chica: Well, the audience voted. Her name is Chirp!
Chirp: Hai :3
All: SO CUTE!! *the universe fixes*
So yeah everyone! You've voted and here she is! Chirp is here and here to stay.
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