The Bee and Me

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The day I trod on a bee

It wasn't a good place to be

He was battered and stuck

To my toe, it was yuck

And extremely unpleasant for me

As I fell to my knees, so did he

Because he was attached you see

He was down on his luck

Because he was stuck

Between a rock and a hard place with me

As my body began a swelling

and the pain was really welling

This poem has become compelling to me

As although he was a dying

He could see I was a crying

he'd had the last laugh on me

Because we were both fighting

It was over in a lightening

As he'd used his sword of Damocles in me.

So the moral of this poem

Is watch where you are going

Or you could end up in the same state as me.

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