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Some new Karasuno kid: Are they always like that? *points to Tsukishima getting scolded by Nishinoya*
Yamaguchi: Well, whenever Noya wants to convince Tsukki he's not straight because he's dating me.
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Yamaguchi: *singing along to girl in red*
Tsukishima, still in the closet: pft, what are you, straight? Can't relate
Yamauguchi: *stops singing*
Tsukishima:
Tsukishima: oh shit
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*at practice*
Tanaka: Yamaguchi? What's that on your ne-
Yamaguchi: Mosqito bites.
Tsukishima, entering the gym: Hi I'm mosqito
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Yamaguchi: You're the most jealous man I've ever met
Tsukishima: You've met other men?
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Sugawara: So you wanna date Yamaguchi because you have feelings for him but you don't want to be straight? Sis, that's impossible.
Tsukishima: ... Okay how about plan B?
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Haiq oneshots/crack
Randoma book of oneshots and random short 3am thoughts suggestions always open ships: osasuna sakuatsu semishira tsukiyama maybe: kagehina asanoya daisuga iwaoi matsuhana ushiten levyaku no other ships bcs these are the ones I fully support :) idk if I'll...
