The Masochism Tango

Poisoning Pigeons In The Park

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It smells sweet, like lavender. I open my eyes to see a unfamiliar place. Feeling panicked I uncover myself from the comfort of the soft bed and leave to see a hallway. "Am I in a pillager mansion?" I ask to no one.

Might as-well explore. Cause I know damn well pillagers don't just save someone. Does someone else live here? Does she live here? I don't know why, but something about her.

Walking around I can clearly tell pillagers don't live here, the normal decorations were totally different. Gives me Technoblade vibes if he wasn't a fighter and more of a reader or farmer. I don't know him that well anymore.

There was a painting on the wall that looks exactly like the dragon on the dagger I yoinked from addict one. "Wow, that's cool. Wait, where is my dagger?!?" I nearly scream.

Out of nowhere a voice spoke causing me to get spooked "Hello, are you our guest? Lady M brought you here so I'd expect you are. She needs you, but she's not here right now so you have to wait until tomorrow." I quickly turn around only to be faced with an enderman. He was sorta like Ranboo with the green eyes but was completely enderman.

"Who are you?" I wasn't terrified, just in shock.

"My name is Roman, Lady M told me to look after you. She said you got hit pretty hard the other day" Lady M? What does the M stand for.

"I guess, wait... When will she be ba-" I was in a panic. "Tomorrow, like I said." He answered before I could finish. He took out a book and started writing stuff down.

"Do you also have a bad memory?" I said unamused.

"No I do not, I have the best memory in all of this building actually. If you wanna talk to someone with a bad memory, talk to that one enderman your acquainted with." How did he- "how the fuck?" The shock in my voice seemed to please him a little.

"Doesn't matter, go on and explore. Quiet time is at 10 pm." He finally closes his book "call me if you need anything." And with that all I could see was green fading particles where he was last standing. "WHAT THE FUCK?" I screech.

Walking around, I couldn't help but think, who was that woman. Well obviously the owner of this place, but still. Why did she help me after destroying a whole city. Walking outside I could see a garden, they were full of alliums and roses. 'Such an odd choice of flowers' I thought to myself.

The sun was in the middle of the sky, so that should mean is midday if I'm correct. Then again I never cared about the time unless something important was gonna happen.

Walking along the path, I came to see a women tending to the flowers, I should say hi.

"Hello?" That sounded more like a question than a greeting.

She then dropped the carton full of water then turned around to see who was talking to her. I think I scared them. "He-hello? Do you need anything?" She's clearly not one for conversations, but then again neither am I but I'm so bored.

"Hello, what flowers are those?" I knew what they were, they're tulips. But I didn't know what to talk about.

"You don't know what tulips are?" She looks really offended that I didn't "know" what the flower was.

"Uhm-" I didn't know how to answer. "I did I just forgot what they were called" giving a uncomfortable laugh, she looked even more pissed that I just wasted her time. "Sorry" I began to walk away hoping she won't stop me. And she didn't. Thank XD.

Honestly, I just want this day to be over. I've never been so ready to end the day until I got exiled.. "OH MY GOD, just end the day already!"

Once I enter the room I woke up in, I drag my feet to the mirror only to be met with an actually decent looking person. Other than the scars, my face looked normal.

Walking over to the bed, I face plant into it. Tucking myself in only to immediately fall asleep.

I honestly could enjoy this for awhile. Unless the person kicks me out.

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Sorry this chapter was short. I'm on zero sleep and really need it. But then all my motivation will leave.
I'm more motivated when on zero sleep.

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