Hey, Leo- Lord of Match-making and love-granting (I don't CARE if it's Cupid's job)- Valdez, here!
That's an extremely long name.. -Piper
PERCY WUZ HERE
Was* -Annabeth
Haha... thanks guys. When I go to the bathroom, you guys come and mess around!
(You can 'delete' yanno.. -Jason)
I know that, Jason! But I need evidence when they set up an investigation!
To the point, my buds and I (HE MEANS ME! I'M A BUD!) Gosh... chill Percy.. Anyways my buds and I have been trying to pair up two idiots.
Known as Nico and Reyna.
Those two are so dense! They're so madly in love but noooooooo, Nico has no balls to ask her out. Kinda like Percabeth when they were 14. (Nico, if you read this, I swear I don't mean it, its just an expression. So... don't.. don't raise the dead.)
Shall we begin?
♚
PLAN A- STRAIGHT FOWARD
Be straight forward. Go up to Nico/Reyna and ask if they're into each other. And then 'accidentally' tell the Reyna/Nico that s/he is madly in love with him/her. BAM, Nico gets woman enough and asks her out.
THE PLAN IN ACTION:
Leo: Alright.. Target spotted. Percy go!
*Percy walks up to Nico*
Percy: Sup bro!
Nico: Hi..?
Percy: How's it going?
Nico: Okay, I guess-
Percy: Do you love Reyna?
Nico: WHAT?
*Meanwhile*
Piper: Hey Reyna!
Reyna: Hello
Piper: How're you doing?
Reyna: Pretty good
Piper: Good, good. Do you like Nico?
Reyna: PARDON?
PLAN A; FAILED
Okay, so straight forward ain't a good approach.
Hey.. At least Nico only punched Percy.
(NO, HE KICKED ME RIGHT IN THE-)
Right.. That too.
PLAN B- PICTURES EVERYWHERE
So I know someone who works at the photo print shop. Whatever it's called.
And they were glad to help out with this plan.
I've asked Aphrodite for some of her pictures of Reyna and Nico, and she gave them to me. After I told her what I was planning anyway.
(Mom? She has pictures of Nico and Reyna?)
Not important. So we'll print those pictures out and put them EVERYWHERE.
But we act like we can't see them, and they'll realize how madly in love they are, that they can see each other's faces everywhere.
PLAN B IN ACTION
Reyna: Hey
Percy: What pictures? YOU CAN'T PROVE-
Jason: She. Didn't. Even. Ask.
Percy: ... You can't prove anything, Grace!
Reyna: Anybody else see those pictures of Nico..? With his cat... Bianca...?
Jason and Percy: NOPE
Reyna: That's weird...
*Meanwhile*
Hazel: What a nice wall!
Frank: Covered with nothing!
Nico: Anyone else see the nice wall covered with picture of Reyna?
Hazel: No! *extremely monotone* I only see this very nice wall!
Frank: *monotone* The very blank wall!
PLAN B; FAILED
Thanks to Percy, Jason, Frank, and Hazel's HORRIBLE acting.
(YOU WROTE THE SCRIPT!)
And I wrote it beautifully!
You dare disgrace my poetic writing!! You made it bad!! Shame!!
(You sound like Apollo..)
Do not!
PLAN C- THE "TRIP"
Hey, what if Reyna accidentally tripped and ran into Nico, leading into an accidental kiss??
Of course... with a slight.. Pat on the back.
PLAN C IN ACTION
*Reyna and Nico are talking*
Percy: YO, REYNA! WHAT'S- *pushes Reyna into Nico* - UP?
Reyna: *falls towards Nico*
PLAN C; FAILED
Did Nico- DEAREST NICO- HAVE TO SHADOW TRAVEL WHEN REYNA WAS GONNA FALL?
(Dude, are you crying..?)
NO, IT'S ALLERGIES. SHUT UP, CHASE.
AND CAN SOMEBODY GET ME ICE-CREAM AND A BOX OF TISSUES?
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Demigod Hour
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