Chapter 5

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41. Scream "RAPE!", then run away.

42. Start running everywhere saying "Bazinga" like Sheldon.

43. Sit really close to someome and breathe on their neck.

44. Start dancing like a robot.

45. Make origami cranes out of the pages of someones copy of Twilight and tell them you did them a favour when they glare at you.

46. Say "Excuse me" to someone and when they look at you saw "What? Stop looking at me."

47. Sigh really loudly.

48. Start swearing for no apparent reason.

49. Right a stupid book like this on Wattpad, publish it and tell everyone present that if they don't read, vote and comment on your awesome new chapter you will set a ninja after them.

50. Watch spongebob and sing the song again and again and again, and force people to sing with you.

WOOHOO Half the book is DA-DA-DA-DONE!

=D

IF YOU READ THIS THEN YOU ARE AWESOMESAUCE AND I WILL GIVE YOU A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE. =D

LOL.

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