The Jaguar And The Tiger | Kipo X Reader | Discontinued

The Ballad Of Brunchington Beach Part One (chapter twenty-three)

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Flamingos fly over the city as we sneakily walk around. Wolf goes to another wall, looks around the corner then signals us to go towards her. Kipo stands up making her whole upper body exposed

Kipo whispers: I forgot what the signals mean; is that "danger" or "no danger"?

We all stand up and Dave knocks a can then nervously giggles

Wolf whispers: just, come on

We go towards her as she sits on a box

Kipo: alright, everyone. Operation: Find My Parents' Old Burrow

Benson leans on a car, Dave sits on the car, Mandu sits on the ground and I lean against the wall

Kipo: where do we find it? How do we find it? Where even are we right now? These are all questions I have

Me: yeah. How do we find a burrow so secret not even those stupid goats know where it is?

Kipo: they're not stupid

Me: they threw knives at you

Kipo: that's their-

Dave: oh, oh, oh, oh! I know who could help us. She's a dangerous mute with short arms and even a shorter fuse, but she knows every secret in the city. Cappuccino

Kipo: ooh, where can we find her?

Dave: she runs a restraunt called Brunchington Beach

He crosses his arms and closes his eyes

Dave: best brunch in the city!

Wolf: what's a brunch?

Dave: it's breakfast and lunch, combined into one single meal

He jumps off the car

Benson mumbles: mm, kind of a rip off if you ask me

Dave stands next to Mandu and looks at us with his arms crossed

Dave: only thing is, you gotta follow Cappuccino's three rules. One: everybody pays their own bill. Two: bills are paid with information. If you wanna trade, you better have something juicy. Or else

He uncrosses his arms and begins to walk, only to get stopped by Stalky

Wolf: you said there were three rules

Dave: uh, the third rule is probably something like, "wash your hands." I don't really remember. It'll be fine. Come on

Benson: uh, guy

We all look at Benson

Benson: I know he's my friend and all, but following a Dave plan usually gets pretty weird

Dave: hey!

We look at him

Dave: I would die for everyone here. And I have. Many, many times. So, if no one else has a better idea...

We begin to follow him as Benson sighs

Benson: this is definitely gonna get weird

I noticed Wolf and Kipo were talking alone, but ignored it. Soon, they catch up to us

Time skip

We were walking up a dirt hill

Benson: I'm getting weird vibes, Dave. You sure this place is safe

Dave: like eighty percent sure...

We stop as he chuckles

Dave: sometimes seventy. I mean, like, right at this moment, maybe sixty, but it can go back up. But right now we at fourty-five