sex havers
3 memberskarl
important question
do you think chickens can
see their butts??george
they have eyes on the sides
of their heads right
so theoretically yeahquackity
OMG GUYS THE GIRL WHO
JUST SERVED ME IN CHIPOTLE
WAS SO PRETTYkarl
so then how do they know which
way is forward???george
idk
maybe they think their butts are at
the front of their bodiesquackity
IDK HOW BUT SHE LOOKED SO
COOL IN THAT UGLY ASS UNIFORMkarl
so can they like
watch themselves poopquackity
AND WE TALKED AND I KIND OF
CALLED HER CUTE AND SHE WAS SMILINGgeorge
aren't their buttholes underneath
them thokarl
ohh truequackity
IS ANYONE FUCKING LISTENING TO MEkarl
nopegeorge
nope
what do u wantquackity
I JUST MET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
IN A CHIPOTLE
we're eloping to peru tomorrow
and starting a family 🤭🤭karl
YOU WHATgeorge
why peru
go somewhere cool
like italy or somethingkarl
or the maldives!!george
YESS
and all your little taco children
can drown when it sinksquackity
whoa dude
is that racist 🤨🤨george
NO DONT DO THIS
I MEANT BC YOU MET IN A
CHIPOTLE
hang on
didn't you only leave your house
less than an hour ago
how have you already managed
to fall in lovequackity
well
i didn't actually
you guys were just ignoring me
and i got annoyedgeorge
*annoyingkarl
sooo who's the lucky lady
what's her namequackity
uh
well
we can get to the finer
details later 😀😀karl
BRUH
ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU
DONT EVEN KNOW THIS
GIRLS NAMEquackity
NOT YETTT
BUT IM GONNA FIND OUT
SAME TIME NEXT WEEK WHEN
I GO BACK THEREgeorge
is chipotle the one that
gives you diarrhoeakarl
well it gives you girlfriends
too apparentlygeorge
and simps
if you're a random female worker
on a friday at 11pm in mexico 🫡🫡quackity
IM NOT A SIMPkarl
you can't declare your love for a
girl, threaten to marry her in peru
then stalk her work shifts
AND FOLLOW IT WITH "IM NOT
A SIMP"
YOU ARE READING
something else,, quackity
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