Cachow

Why are you reading about cars?

I was in love with mater. I know. Dumb asf. He's my bestie. Bitch. I couldn't take my mind off of him. Taxes? No, Mater. Oil? No, Mater. Food? No, Mater. My bestie. But yet, all I could bring myself to think about was his exhaust pipe. His gorgeous pipe. So voluptuous and round. Perfect in every way. I just want t-

"Hi lighting!" Mater came barging in.

"Oh, hey"🙁😕 I said in return.

"I have to say something to you lighting"

"Yeah?" I replied

"I wanna fuck you so fucking hard like rail you into next year." Mater declared at the top of his lungs.

"Really!? Me TOO!"

All the sudden we where on top of one and other and our exhaust pipes where straightening slowly. Mater rolled over until he was on top of me and started making out with my neck. So hot.

"Damn" I said "hot"

"Heh Yeah"he replied

Then he stuck his pipe into mine and I gasped. "Ohh mater" "don't stop" I said
He pumped in and out harder and harder until I was begging for him to stop.

"Beg harder" he demanded and took out his pipe to slap my ass before sticking it right back in.

"Please please make me weaker" I moaned

"That's right my little" he was cut of by an orgasm

"Oh Mater" I said as my pipe let out oil into his.

I then took his pipe out of mine and placed it in my righteous mouf hole. Starting from the top I slowly pleased him. The little slut started to push my head into him. What a whore. But I liked it. bitch.

And then I woke up. next to Mater. with oil stained sheets. Five years into our marriage. With two adopted children and a mortgage.