Mommy Momo

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Shoto: *Gets a paper cut while reading a book*

Momo: *Inhales*

Momo: *burning the book* HASN'T HE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH ALREADY. I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE EVEN DARES TO HARM MY CHILD I WILL RESPECTFULLY KNOCK ON YOU DOOR (LIKE ITACHI) AND FUCKING STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH.

Momo: *exhales*

Jiro: Mom is scary

Momo: Its mommy for you baby
(・ω<)☆

Jiro: 😳

Trash: you can strangle me anyday momo😩-

Kiri: *yeets mineta out of the window * don't mind me I was just taking the trash out ᕙ('▽´)ᕗ

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