Todoroki Family Chat-fic

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A/n: I'm slowly learning Russian but it's not good so to anyone who speaks Russian could you tell me what it says so I know if I messed up or not because I know what it's supposed to say

Chicken little: if you can't walk and you know it clap your hands 👏

Knock off elsa: 👏

Mom 2.0: sadly 👏

Back off my sister: my job is complete

Back off my sister #2: our*

Dabi: what the fuck. DONT FUCK MY SISTER YOU ASS HATS!

Back off my sister: you fucked my co-worker

Back off my sister: and he's like a little brother to me so-

Dabi: rumi I hope you know sometimes I want you dead

Back off my sister: oh I know

Cats 101: 👏

Best stripper: PFFT-

The only straight guy: you killed nemuri-

Cats 101: she'll be fine, I think

Cockatoo: what do you mean you think?

Best stripper: Hi this is emi (aka ms.joke) nemuri is on the ground rolling with laughter right now-

Cats 101: fuck

Best stripper: what?

Cockatoo: cats 101 is Aizawa- (aka Мой муж)

Best stripper: 🤩

Best stripper: why didn't you guys tell me you were married, rude!

Bakuhoe Thotsuki: Чертова статисты

Best stripper: ow

Dabi: Лмао я тоже могу говорить по-русски

Best stripper: yay another one

Knock off elsa: no more Russian!

Dabi: Отвали, маленький член

Bakuhoe Thotsuki: His dick isn't small-

Dabi: I didn't need to know that-

Back off my sister: I don't know what you guys said but I'm pretty sure google translate got it wrong because apparently cockatoo said "my husband" Bakuhoe said "fucking extras" dabi said "Lmao I can also speak Russian" and he also said "fuck off, small dick"

Dabi: nope you got it right that's what we said.

Chicken little: Dabi speaks Russian when he's angry so I have picked up on a few things (I head cannon that dabi can speak Russian and German but only teaches it to the league and speaks one of them when he's angry)

Back off my sister #2: that really doesn't surprise me to be honest.