Akane: OI HANK
Hajime: ffs my name ISNT hank IT'S HAJIME
Ibuki: no its hajimeme😎
Hajime: 😐
Akane: n e wayz hank
Hajime: what
Akane: what yk bout rolling down in the deep when your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze when these people talk too much put that shit in slow motion i feel like an astronaut in the ocean
Hajime: and you're about to feel like a burnt crisp when i punt you to the fucking sun
Mikan: i think you should be a bit nicer hajime...
Hajime: fine
Nagito: yea hajimememememeME
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Hajime has left the chat
-timeskip brought to you by nagito komaeda on the nintendo ds™-
*hajime joins dv3 chat*
Hajime: hey lol
Tsumugi: HI HAJIME
Kokichi: who noW-
Hajime: we met in chapter 15 of this book
Tenko: DONT BREAK THE FUCKING FOURTH WALL DEGENERATE
Miu: AYO GET THE FLEX TAPE
Kokichi: YEA TO TAPE YOUR STUPID WHORE MOUTH
Miu: h-heeee!!
Korekiyo: what brings you here
hajime: can't deal with their bs
Hajime sent two images
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Kokichi: HAJIME WITH DEM 91CM MOMMY MILKERS😰
Hajime: UGH NOT YOU TOO
Maki: no dw he's always annoying just pretend he isn't there, or block him idc
Kokichi: WAHHH UR SO MEAN MAKIROLL
Shuichi: hi reserve course protag😊
Shuichi: Ȉ̴̡̮̖̃͗ ̶͚̘̇̈́A̶̘̪̻͐̓̓Ḿ̴̝̒̐ ̴̼̀̈́̑ă̷̻̥ň̵̹ḑ̶̰̗͌̈̚ ̵̔́͜W̸̭̒̐͘I̸̺͐L̴̼̳̀ͅL̴͖̲̱̾̍ ̸͔̳̓̀͝A̶̼̱̋L̸̻̲̑͛̀W̸̭̟̄A̶̡̠̯͌̒Y̵̤̾S̶̃ͅ ̸̦̾b̶̼͋e̵̤̓ ̴̛̖̖̓̑t̸̟͕͊h̶̩̲̀̄̇ę̴̣̆̀͐ ̴͇͉͘B̷͎͕͒̐̈́͜Ë̷̢̡̛͎́͂S̴̠̦̖̈́T̷͇̐͆ ̷̱̰̀̋͜͝Ṕ̷̱͌͝Ȑ̸̛̕͜Ő̴̬̗̓T̵̫̠͐͂͛A̶̭̪̫͒̂G̵̞̼͙͒̍̓ ̵̡̘͙̓̈͝M̵͕̞̆͊́Ô̶̞̈́̕Ṫ̴͍H̷͕̋̍̊Ȅ̴̲̗͓̃R̶̟̝͉͗̋F̴̨̺̳͘͝U̵͇̲̓̇C̵̲̼̄͒͋K̶̠̄E̴̤̰̫̾̈́̕R̷̪̦̤͒̚ ̵̼̮̇
Makoto: am i a joke to you
Shuichi: yuh😜
Hajime: wth im the best obvs🤨
Shuichi: if i RECALL an octagon has eight sides-
mf you had to think of how many sides an octagon has. dumbass
Shuichi: also i hv the longest ahoge😌 stfu
Komaru: heyyy im the best protag aka the ONLY female protag
Kaede: AHEM MCSCUSE ME BITCH
Shuichi: DENNYS PARKING LOT 3AM SQUARE UP BITCHES
all the protags: IT'S ON
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I'll write the fight next chapter lol
Im so tired💔
YOU ARE READING
sdr2 chatfic
RandomShips: Komahina Bandaid (ibuki x mikan) Soapies (mahiru x hiyoko) Soudam Kuzupeko Soniaki (chiaki x sonia) ⚠️if. you. do. not. like. the. ship(s). pls. leave⚠️
