𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐄 ; ron weasley social media au

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big three
y/n, scott, brenda

scott
let's skip potions

y/n
meh
i don't wanna skip annoying snivellus

brenda
y/n babe pls you annoy him every day at least seven times
give this man a break

y/n
no<3

scott
y/n you suck
brenda darling, wanna skip?

brenda
no

scott
boo you whore

potions group 1
professor snape, l/n, davis, mckinnon, potter, weasley, granger, malfoy, zabini, parkinson, lovegood

snivelly
today we will be studying the 'Sleekeazy's Hair Potion'
anyone know what it's about?

brenda
excuse me sir, why is hermione muted? she knows the answer.

snivelly
no one?

harry
my grandpa invented it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

scott
harrold, honey, you don't need to use that many exclamation marks

harry
insjlshahahahha
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i mean yes sorry

y/n
*cough* someone's got a big ass crush *cough*

harry
I DO NOT

snivelly
moving on
i hate all of you

y/n
even me???why
you wound me darling

snivelly
detention l/n

y/n
it's a date 😚😚

hermione
The effects of the Sleekeazy's Hair Potion are, that it makes the hair more manageable, the side effects are unique results for redheads. Known ingredients are Gomas Barbadensis, Asian Dragon Hair and Petroleum Jelly. As Harry already said, the inventor was Fleamont Potter.

drako brocken boi
of course the mudblood knows this stuff
stupid know-it-all

brenda
shut the fuck up ferret

y/n
don't you have someone else to bother? maybe innocent first years? how about you call your father and ask him if you can get the dark mark already??

[drako brocken boi left]

snivelly
one point to ravenclaw and one to gryffindor

y/n
y'all seeing this shit????

ronald
y'all seeing this shit??

y/n
don't copy me weasley

ronald
i'm not copying you l/n
i was simply stating a question

parkinson
if the lovebirds are done fighting

ronald
shut up

y/n
shut up

ronald
who's copying who now huh?

y/n
you insufferable git
brenda, scott can i kill him?

brenda
no

scott
yes

snivelly
everyone shut up
y'all will be brewing a potion

luna <3
hello, sir :)

snivelly
ms lovegood?

luna <3
which potion will we be brewing? :)

y/n
luna love i think he was about to say that before you interrupted

luna <3
oh :o

y/n
it's okay babe just let the old greasy man speak

snivelly
thank you ms l/n.... i guess
6 points from ravenclaw

y/n
i didn't do anything??

snivelly
shut up
you'll be brewing a potion you choose
you'll be working with partners
mckinnon with potter

harry
hshsnshsn
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sjhshsnssjsjjsnasn
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i mean yeah okay cool chill i'll totally work with them
it's gonna be so chill and cool hmm yes uhhuh

ronald
simp

snivelly
.....
if you'd let me finish.
lovegood with zabini

luna <3
i like blaise! :)
he's nice :)

snivelly
dot.
davis with granger
malfoy with parkinson
l/n with weasley

y/n
WHAT THE FUCK
no wayy??
i'm not working with him!!

ronald
there's no way i'm working with her.

snivelly
you will.
or you shall die <3

[snivelly ended the chat]