Shinji: ... Where am i? A bus stop!? Ugh! My head hurts like a pain in the ass.
??: Shinji?
Shinji: H-Huh?!
??: What are you doing here?
Shinji: I don't even know myself.
Shinji: I tried to open my eyes and i saw a tall back shadow everything was so blurry.
Then i saw Kaworu. Kaworu!?!?!?
Shinji: Wait Kaworu?!?
Kaworu: Yes that's me?
Shinji: What are you doing here!?
Kaworu: I was heading to school, I always take the public bus.
Shinji: What are you poor?
Kaworu: Yeah so what?? Not like your rich either.
Shinji: I'm reallyyyy rich. I also get chicks, unlike you. Faggot.
Kaworu: Shinj! What the hell!!!
Shinji: What?
Kaworu: You cant say that!
Shinji: Why not?
Kaworu: God , you can't be this dumb can you?
Shinji: What are you talking about?
Kaworu: Forget it, the bus is already here
Shinji: ...
Kaworu: Aren't you coming?
Shinji: Oh right, yeah.
Kaworu: I normally like to sit on the back of the bus, it's a lot more fun
Shinji: That just proves that you suck.
Kaworu: Ok sure whatever.
Shinji: I'm sitting the middle, because i'm a lot cooler than you are
Kaworu: No you actually suck no one likes you
Shinji: Many people like me
Kaworu: Name one person other than me.
Shinji: Uhhhh uhmm Chicks yeah
Kaworu: What chicks?
Shinji: ... many chicks
Kaworu: No girls like you dude
Shinji: Many girls like me!
Bus driver: Can you guys please shut the fuck up!
Shinji: No drive the fucking bus!
Kaworu: Shinji don-
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Shinji: ...
Kaworu Shinji What the fuck!
Shinji: I mean he asked for it.
Kaworu: How are we going to get to school now!
Shinji: We walk. What else?
Kaworu: Oh. We're already here.
Shinji: Oh.
Shinji: Race you there!
Kaworu: Hold on I wasn't ready!
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Shinji: Hahaha! I made it here first! You suck!
Kaworu: Whatever, you just suck
Shinji: I do not, you suck!
Kaworu: No you suck!
YOU ARE READING
Bus stop
Short Storyhi........... I SWEAR I CAN SAY THE F SLUR GUYS IM GAY PLZ PLZ PLZ anyways this story thing contains homophobia and uh slurs idk!!!!!!! also some parts are not taken seriously. ok bye
