buzzfeed.com- part 2

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jesus pov:

trembeledly, i clicked on the quiz.
then, the questions began.
things like "do you like riding ass" and "have you ever sang fight song" appeared on the quiz, in which he answered no to.

then, the final question appeared.

"are you gay?"
jesus sighed and rolled his eyes. according to his calculating deduction, there was around a 9% chance that if he clicked one, it would turn out gay. but maybe if he clicked no, it would think that he was trying too hard to make it seem like he was straight. but if he picked yes, it would turn out gay because you're probably doing it ironically. so either way, it's the same result. jesus put a hand to his bearded chin and sighed breathily.

jesus clicked no. he wasn't gay.. right?

his eyes searched the screen as it loaded. he held his breath and clenched his asscheeks.

...
"you are gay."

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