Now time to piss of Daddy Direction himself >:)
1) mention spoons
2) walk around with a spoon taped on your forhead
3) juggle spoons
4) make a castle made out of spoons
5) mention his break up with Danielle
6) mention how cute he would be with Alan Carr and brainstorm what their name would be morphed into one
7) Lilan Parr
8) Deny everything he says
9) close seaworld
10) tell Liam they closed sea world because a tree fell down in the jungle
11) take his dog
12) rant about Justin Bieber
13) rant about spoon forks (sporks)
14) go on a rampage because you don't understand why the lights
flick on and off when you move the switch up and down
15) complain why the sun goes down at night
16) ask why the sun rises in the east and sets in the west and why not vise versa
17) when Liam walks out of the shower tell him he forgot to shave his legs
18) moo at innapropreate times
19) complain about windows
20) ask the same question over and over again
21) complain about how he can't eat cereal properly
22) ask if he is wearing clean underwear today
23) tell him plaid is soooo 23 minutes ago
24) ask how old his mothers, brothers, uncles, half-sisters, boyfriends, mothers, fathers pet turtle is
25) ask how many spanish people live in Spain
26) Complain about lack of food once you complain about being full
27) ask 'what time is it?' Every 3 seconds
28) try to measure his hair growth
29) giggle ALL the time
30) whenever Liam asks you a question yell HELLO SWEETIE then, go run and hide
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