Drunken Haseena Mallik

Intoxicated Haseena Mallik

They all brought Haseena to gym room and make her lays there. They were continuesly calling out Maddam Sir in trying to wake her up, but vain.

Karishma - Santu paani aur suno Maddam Sir ke liye laana theek hai...

Santosh - ok madam (and brings water there in glass)

Karishma sprinkles water on Haseena face and she started gaining consciousness again, and all MPT members get relieved seeing this and calls out Maddam Sir.

Haseena - ah... Yahan kya hua hai .. aur aap sab aise hume gher kar kyun khade hain.

Karishma - Maddam Sir ye toh hume aapse puchhna chahiye aapko kaa hua hai aap thane mein aayin aur aate hee achanak behosh hokar gir gyin, aapki tabiyat toh theek hain naa?

Haseena - Haan... Hum theek hain bas pata nhi sar dukh rha hai thoda... (Holding her head)

Karishma - Maddam Sir hume lagta hai ki aaj aapki tabiyat kharaab hai aisa kariye aap ghar jayiye aur aaram kariye aaj thana hum sambhal lenge

Haseena - nhi Karishma Singh hum theek hain aap chaliye.. (she tries to stand up but feels dizziness) and Karishma holds her for support.

Karishma - Maddam Sir aap.. dekhiye zidd kaahe kar rhin hain aap par khada bhi nhi hua jaa rha saaf pata chal rha hai aapko aaram ki jarurat hai aur aapko hum par vishvaas nhi hai... Hum thana sambhal lenge aap ghar jaakar aaram kariye.

Haseena - accha-accha theek hai... Hum jate hain aap sab thana theek se sambhaliyega and Karishma Singh aap apne gusse par kaabu rakhiyega

Karishma - ji Maddam Sir hum samajh gye aap jaiye aaram kariye hum thana sambhal lenge aaiye hum aapko ghar chhod aate hain

Haseena - nhi aap rukiye humara driver hai wo humein chhod denge

Karishma - theek hai Maddam Sir sambhal kar jayiyega aur kuch bhi zaroorat ho toh humka phone kariyega kyunki waise hee aapke ghar mein koi hai nhi aapka khyal rakhne aapne bataya tha naa aunty ji aapki khaala jaan ke gyin hain

Haseena - ji haan Karishma Singh accha yaad dilaya dekhiye aap mein se koi bhi humari ammi ko ye mat bataiyega ki humari tabiyat kharaab hai fizul mein pareshan ho jayengi

Pushpa ji - lekin Maddam Sir ye toh sahi nhi rahega aapko unhe bata dena chahiye

Haseena - arey nhi pushpa ji... Aap samajh nhi rhi hain... (Holding her hand in tension)

Karishma stops Pushpa ji in middle to don't give stress to Maddam Sir

Karishma - accha Maddam Sir hum mein se koi nhi batayega aap chinta mat kariye bas apna dhyan rakhiyega

Haseena - ji...

All said jai hind to Maddam Sir and she replies by saying the same and leaves from there.

Next Day:-

All the things were going as usual in MPT, only then Haseena comes there running and all greets to her.

Karishma - kaa hua Maddam Sir aap aise bhaagte huye kaahe aa rhi hain?

Haseena - (in childish way) wo naa humale pichhe doggy pal gya tha kalishma...

Karishma - (being shocked) Kalishma... Nhi nhi Maddam Sir humara naam Karishma hai... Aap jaanti toh hain

Haseena - wahi toh kaha humne Kalishma... (and laughs in childish way)

All gets shocked seeing Haseena in this way and started making guesses

Cheeta - ye Maddam Sir ka bhi pata nhi chal rha aajkal kya hua hai kal aate hee direct behosh ho gyin aur aaj aise ajeeb o gareeb vyavhaar kar rhi hain

Billu - mujhe toh lagta hai Maddam Sir subah-subah laga ke aayin hain

Santosh - kya? Powder... Wo toh mai bhi laga ke aayi hu

Cheeta - arey Santu ji aap kitni maasum hain... Uff ye maasumiyat

Billu - arey nhi... Ye laga ke aayin hain. (And makes drinking sign from hand)

All gets shocked, and then pushpa ji says

Pushpa ji - arey nhi nhi, Maddam Sir aisa nhi kar sakti

Billu - par unki harkate dekhkar toh yehi lag rha hai...

Then they sees Haseena sits on table and making paper plains from case files papers and Karishma trying hard to stop her.

Precap :-  Haseena ka bhaukal dekh, Karishma huyi pareshaan... Super comedy is coming soon...