•( Friday, December 24th )•
It was Christmas eve, and the black brothers were fighting, again.
"That's not logical." Regulus exclaimed.
"I didn't ask for your stupid opinion." Sirius responded.
"That's completely mental and so unfair,"
"I told you i'm the older brother so i'm going first."
"We're only a year apart?"
"Again didn't ask."
"Your goddamn comebacks stink."
"I'm going first whether you like it, or not"
"You're insufferable"
"Cock-up"
"Prat."
"Yeah, well, you're a bloody raccoon." Sirius exasperated.
"A bloody raccoon?" Regulus slowly replicated.
"Yeah because raccoons are little hoes that carry around diseases."
"Oh, look who's talking."
"Oi, watch your mouth."
"Not until you watch yours, twat."
(a/n raccoons are actually really cute tho-)
"Mum never loved you."
"Well, mum never loved you either."
"Prick."
"Horseshit."
"James!" They both yelled turning their heads to look at James.
James who was seated on the sofa, his hands shielding his face completely, let out a loud sigh.
"What?"
"Tell him how i'm older, so i'll go with Remus first!"
"Well tell him that it's unfair and i'll go with Barty first!" Regulus and Sirius persisted.
"No, i'm going first!"
"No i am!"
"Shut up!—" James yelled, "—Both of you are acting like children, honestly."
Sirius and Regulus bowed their heads and gazed at the ground.
"I'm disappointed in both of you, particularly Regulus, who is supposed to be the smarter one here."
Sirius protested, "Hey!"
They felt as if they were being chastised by their mother, which they technically were.
"I can't believe you guys, it's just Diagon Alley," says James obviously.
"It's quite enjoyable when it's not packed." Sirius nodded, agreeing with Regulus.
"The first to go will be Sirius. Only because Remus won't be able to go after Christmas," James clarified. "I believe you understand this, Reggie." James said, looking at Regulus.
"Yes, I do." He sighed. He couldn't argue with James even if he tried. But he did have a point.
"All right."
"Oh yeah Sirius, before you go. Can you buy me these muggle crisps you always get?" James asked.
"Which ones?" Sirius inquired.
"The green..ones?" James drawled.
"Green ones? really? that's not useful." Regulus chuckled slightly, but started blinking idiotically after saying that.
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pringles || a jegulus texting story
Fanfictioni'm gonna try to write a proper description. don't take this seriously at all really i wrote this for a laugh that's all (i was also 14 so i don't recommend this its kinda cringy) crackfic fr this is not a full on texting story, there's some real li...
