A few Chuck Norris for you.....
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
When Alexander GrahmBell invented telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Ronaldo: When I kick the ball, it spins for four months. Bet you can't do it!
Chuck: How do think the Earth rotates?
Some magicians can walk through water , Chuck Norris can swim through land.
