janie: so you have been hanging out with valois a lot lately
edward: no janie its not what it looks like i swear
janie: so no reason or me to get jealous?
edward: i promise! valois and i are just dating
janie: so no best friend feelings involved?
edward: you are my one and only best friend, she is the love of my life and nothing more
janie: im still the platonic love of your life right?
edward: of coarse!
barnaby from the couch: what the fu-
janie: STFU BARNABY YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND
