Kurapika's victim complex💔

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by itz3am_

by itz3am_

Mr. Leorio had had it!! ❌Kurapika the little disappointment has done it this time.🙄The failed abortion took mr oreos last can of Orange Vanilla coKe©️!🤬Mr Oreo went to the fridge and enjoy his most favorite soda but there was no mor soda besties!!😱😱☠️He was SO MAD that he did a SHiartY cAcA💩💀!!Thennnn Koopicaca came in enjoying Oreo's refreshing Soda!!! "Grerrr😡that cringey lil 🅱️astard!" oreo muttered and stomped over to the shitass. "HEY GOLDIECOCKS THATS MY SODA YOUR DRINKING! GIVE IT BCK🔪OR ELSE👹" The poncho wearing idiot just rolled his crusty musty 🧽red eyes and squeaked in his super lame ☠️pre-pubescent sounding voice. "Yeah and you're whole clan didn't get slaughtered so give me a break"🙄he continued to sip the delishis södä like a stupit looser🛐frad brardy. LEOrio growled👺💀like a baddie😫✨"THATS IT IVE HAD IT WITH YOUR VICTIM COMPLEX!" He then started doin the helicopter 🦷👧🏼with his arm getting ready to give him a super-ultra-75-rockem-sockem-robot-quarter-pounder-with-cheese-punch😱🥶😥! He hit the fiend square in the jaw, shattering his skull very aesthetically🧚‍♀️😫✨. Crapyka was launched into the cieling and his wimp legs dangled there pathetically. 🧍‍♀️Gon and killua shiarted their pants😱‼️💩😏

—AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR BESTIES—

::STAY TUNED FOR CHAPTER TWO TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS😄EPICALLY TO THE OREO MAN AND NOT SO EPICALLY TO THAT LOOSER CRAPYKA🙄❌👎::