Lols and what the hecks

Scientist

A plane was about to crash and there were only three parachutes. There were 4 people. A preacher, a Girl Scout, a scientist, and the pilot. The pilot takes the first parachute and says, " I'm a skilled pilot". And jumps off the plane. Next the scientist takes one and says, " I'm the smartest person on this plane" and jumps off. Then the preacher said to the Girl Scout, " u should take the last parachute for u have a longer time to live " then the girl scout says, " relax. The "smartest" person on this plane just took my backpack and jumped. " they both jumped off with their own parachute