Uhm... Death to hetalia?!

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To: Da crew
From: Katie
Go jump off a cliff onto a pile of lucarios.
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Canada: Maple!

Prussia: uhm.. Vell Birdie... We did want a dare...

2p!Canada: dang it Blubble why did you ask Katie?! You knew this would happen!!!

Blubs: Katie is so cool >.< anyway, a dare is a dare so go jump outta a cliff... I have my ways of you not dying.

Prussia: great I feel so safe =_=

*awesome time skip!! (Warning: may not be as awesome as Prussia)*

Russia: welcome to Mother Russia! We will be doing the jumping today, da?

Prussia: Ja! +_+

Russia: great! *shoves Prussia and 2p!Canada off of a Russian cliff*

Canada: I'm here too...

Prussia & 2p!Canada: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

Russia: *jumps* VODKAAAAAAAAA!!!

Canada: *looks at the Pokémon at the bottom* oh Maple....

Prussia & 2p!Canada: *lands on Lucarios and dies*

Russia: *does super awesome flip over the Lucarios* With the Power of VODKA!!!

Blubs: oops... I forgot I was supposed to save them...

Canada: they'll regenerate, eh?

Blubs: I hope not...

Prussia: what are you trying to say?! You don't want the awesome me around?

Canada: GILBY!!!!!!!!!! *hugs Prussia*

Blubs: welp, this has been too long, send your questions or they might have to die again thanks to Katie.

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