Proof: when I'm gone, Denaun, you're in charge
Kon: yes!
Proof, whispering: Swifty, you're secretly in charge
Swifty: duh
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Obie, texting: marshall there's a big ass spider on the outside of the bathroom door can you come here to get rid of it?
Obie: marshall please i've been trying to leave the bathroom for the past 45 minutes
Obie: marshall
Obie: M A R S H A L L
Em, texting: Marshall is dead and you're next. Love, Spider
Author's note
[true story]
intro: a lot of people ask me-
me: am i afraid of death?
intro: -stupid fucking questions
me:
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HumorMore things Bizarre, Kuniva, Kon Artis, Eminem, Proof and Swifty probably said at some point [Quotes not mine. Credits go to their owners.]
