Things to do while bored
(Warning! Some are pretty stupid so I don't suggest doing them.)
Pluck every arm hair with tweezers
Count the clouds in the sky
Peel an orange; the skin, the membrane around every section and pull the tiny juice pockets apart.
Mow the lawn with scissors
Watch a film and look for mistakes
Moan about the snow while in June
Pretend to be a cat
Watch Spongebob
Go into public and suck a banana
Eat ice
Destroy a cardboard box
Put a magnet near the telle to see what happens
Kiss yourself in the mirror
Eat paper
Sharpen all pencils to the same length and lay precisely on a table
Hum in a low annoying tone. Fly at your relatives
Put up a Christmas tree in a posh shop in April
Buy chickens and let them loose about the house
Buy 50 of the same DVDs and watch them all to see if there is any difference between them
Hulk smash a cuddly toy
Set all the clocks in your house at different times. When someone asks the time, report each time on every clock and ask them what they think the REAL time is
UNDER EXTREME CIRCUMSTANCES DO THE BELOW! BUT PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT THERE ARE NO OTHER OPTIONS AVAILABLE BEFORE ATTEMPTING THE FOLLOWING:
Watch Twilight
Listen to One Direction
Listen to Justin Beiber
Or just read a book instead :)
