ok... ima order pizza

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E/T - ethnicity (it'll make sense later)

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"Hey babe," Malcolm asked his boyfriend while he was working on a project Malcolm had no clue about. "Whatcha making?"

"Eh," Y/N responded. Malcolm saw a corpse of a tick me Elmo doll and a bunch of 3d printed parts, and he had no idea what Y/N was making.

"Please tell me!!!" Malcolm begged. He just had to know. Guess it's an Athena kid problem.

"Trigger me Elmo."

"Huh?"

"A racist Elmo that only says racist things to E/T, because if I learned anything from the internet, it's that if you're apart of a race, you are allowed to endlessly mock that race, even if you're disconnected with the culture." Y/N replied with a straight face and even tone.


"Ok... I'm gonna order pizza..."

yes i watch michael reeves.

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