I found this on Google Images, and had to post it up, it was so funny.
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I walk into my local McDonalds restaurant to get a soda and see some fat girl behind the counter making fun of a mentally disabled kid, so I say:
"That could happen to any one of us. You don't belong making fun of someone like that, what's wrong with you?"
She says: "Well, God gave me a mouth to speak and I'm gonna use it."
I reply: "Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you've clearly abused that privilege."
The woman was speechless, so I said: "You might wanna wipe that ketchup off your chin.
As she grabs a napkin and puts it to her face I say: "No, your other chin."
I loved that one :D
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Epic Comebacks & Insults
HumorSome of the best comebacks and brutal insults you've ever processed with your very, very small mind. Example: Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
