The Rockstars

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Rockstar Bonnie:

"Why so blue~?

You know I'll be true~

And now I'll make slivers..

Out of you~"

What a lovely lullaby

"So good to see you again

My truest friend

But now you're life must end..."

"What a fine day,

To come here to say

That your face and flesh

I must flay..."

"What a treat

To come here and meet

Your face as it hits

concrete!"

CONCRETE, I've had enough times trippin' on the sidewalk thank you

"I've found my guitar

Now reach for the stars.."

REACH FOR THE SKYYyyyy...

"As I plunge it through

your heart!"

Oh-

Rockstar Chica:

"Thats right! And don't you come back now, y'hear?!"

OKAY SOUTHERN CHICKEN

"That'll teach you for tryin' to trick this ol' bird!"

"Thought you could fool me with that sign, but I was too smart for ya!"

You're a chicken, how smart can you be-

"I may not like wet floors, but the smell of fresh meat is just too enticing! Ha-ha-hah!"

W O T

"Whoops! Looks like you're the one that slipped up this time!"

Shuddup..hmph

Rockstar Foxy:

"Yarr! What can I do for ya?"

"Yarr! How may I be of service to ya?"

"Yarr! Who touched me bird?"

IT WASNT ME I SWEAR

"Yarr! Me bird likes ya, so I'll do ye a favor"

YAY

"Yarr! Ye win some, ye lose some"

"Yarr! Ye play with fire sometimes you get burned"

Like the pizzaria-

Rockstar Freddy:

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Thank you for your time.

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