Kingofyourgarage

im friggin hilarious and anyone who says otherwise is just jealous.
Comic Sans is my favorite font (perhaps bc of a certain skeleton. No proof though)

uh oh guys im becoming emotionally stable

"Hello"
"Thumbtacks on a wall."

pfp is a screenshot of a video of my favorite animals in existence - American Woodcocks (also known as Timberdoodles nd Bogsuckers) 

please assume i am a child learning to speak

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ