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Nerd

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I'm Naruto, and I'm what people would call a antisocial, a nerd, a geek, and special. I live with my adopted parents, Kakashi and Iruka. I chose to live with them I guess. They let me the chose if I wanted to go with them or my god parents, baa-chan and prevy-sage. I chose kakashi and iruka or course, if I didn't, then really, I wouldn't be here. Well I mean, I'm not really. Well whatever! I need to get to school so, yeah. Wait!! Stop following me!! Stop that! Hey, don't go through my things! Stop THAT! HEY?! HELLO?! Can you PLEASE get out if MY ROOM!? God! You people are getting on my nerves. *mumbles* now would you PLEASE leave MY ROOM? Thank yo- really?! You know what?! Follow me if you want!! I really am not in the mood for this crap! *Blushing* ok, can you just leave please? I'd rather not have people I don't even know following me throughout this entire book, *Readers chase him with smiles* "NARUTO! YOU ARE SO CUTE!" "ELANA-CHAN! HELP ME!"
"Why should I?" *joins crowd*All Rights Reserved

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book I: complications (naruko x sasuke) (completed) by tms_world

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of its Characters. WARNING: Major Editing in progress (I wrote this book when I was 14, please don't take any of it serious.) "Sasuke? Who's Sasuke?" "Me you idiot!" I stood up again. "What did you just call me!" He also stood up. "I called you an idiot! Is there a problem with that?!" "There very much well is so. I'm am probably like ten times more smarter than you and your callin' me an idiot." "Did you miss the word probably?!" "ARRGG! That's it!" I pointed at him with a big motion. "I don't know what's stuck up your ass but you need to fix it, 'cause don't nobody want that negative energy in here, ya know!" "The problem is you, there's nothing stuck up my-" "AHEM!" We both turned to face a very furious Lady Tsunade. She eyed our seats and we immediately sat down.

Our future || sasuhina || complete by DionaBlack

And just like that, they were gone. Hinata sighed, "I miss them already." Sasuke enveloped her in a hug, "I'm going to miss those brats too." Hinata bit her lower lip. She pecked his cheek and took a hold of his hand. She silently led him inside the house and up to his room. "What are you doing?" "I miss them so much," Hinata said as she shut his bedroom door. "As do I but they had to go back to their own time," an oblivious Sasuke said, "We can't do anything but wait now. What are you doing?" Hinata let go of him and bravely took off her shirt, "W-w-we should get started on them as soon as possible then." Sasuke gulped as Hinata shyly stripped herself. Her hips swayed as she made her way to his bed. Sasuke couldn't help but lick his lips. He pulled off his shirt and threw it across the room. Sasuke rushed over to Hinata's side, admiring her voluptuous figure. He really was in love with his future wife. He began to place kisses across her jaw, "I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you." Life is an odd creature. Sometimes the expected turns out to be unexpected, and other times it's the other way around. When you add two time travelers from the future, a former avenger, and a princess of compassion, playing with timelines might turn perilous. He would never expect her to be his future, and she would never expect him to be hers. Maybe they're not meant to be together, but maybe they are. Perhaps they only need to be prodded. Perhaps two passengers are required. This is either a story of true love or a jumble of feelings. I don't own Naruto, otherwise what would I do with ninjas?

Distance [A NaruHina Short Story] by TaigaClaw

Hinata Uzumaki is the beautiful wife of the almighty Hokage, Naruto Uzumaki. That's all she ever wanted. For years until his proposal, she could only dream of being able to stand by his side as someone he can respect and love. And when it all happened, she could never ask for more. He fulfilled her dreams, now it's her turn to help him with his. But at what cost? Two children and a couple years later, Naruto stops coming home more and more because of work. They would go days without a single word to one another and Naruto knows it's all his fault. He feels this huge wedge between him and the most important person in his life. He's afraid he might actually lose her to someone who shows her that he might love her more. So then what will happened to the almighty Uzumaki family? When love is in question of even existing between the most powerful couple in all of Konoha?

The Uchiha Burden (Chidori Heart Sequel) by Espiannah

"Naruto!" Sasuke gasped. "Have you seen Sakura?" "That's..." Kakashi cut Naruto off with his hand, waving him down. "That's actually why we came here... actually." Kakashi said. "Until further notice; your mission that you were to go on is not happening." Sasuke just looked at Kakashi, he wasn't known for stopping a mission unless something terrible was happening. "What happened to my Fiance..." Sasuke murmured. He wanted to inch his hand to his sword. He wanted something physical to attack. His anger was smothered in fear. "What would you think Karin would want with Sakura...?" Kakashi murmured. Kairn? What did she have to do with any of this. "I... I honestly wouldn't know... I don't keep up with them anymore. Why?" "Because Sakura was reported to be knocked out in a red headed girls arms just this morning, they tried to catch up to her, but failed." Kakashi murmured, Naruto grabbed Sasuke's arms and pinned them to his sides. Everyone knew Sasuke was about to act irrationally. Sasuke was wordless, he didn't know what to do. His mind raced. They couldn't catch up to Karin? They couldn't save her? He knew there was something they weren't telling him. "What the fuck.... you told me she was safe in this damn village!" Sasuke yelled. He pulled against Naruto, trying to free himself. "You told me to trust you damn it!" "Naruto..." Kakashi murmured. "I'm sorry Sasuke..." He mumbled from behind him. The last thing Sasuke remembered was Naruto hitting the back of his neck. So I guess this is how Sakura felt... ------- Uchiha Burden is a spin off from Chidori Heart. Sakura cant stand all of the relationships that are happening while Sasuke is gone, but when Sasuke comes home, it triggers more events then any of them ever expected. You wouldnt think an Uchiha would be such a burden

Crimson Eyes [Sasuke Uchiha] by beasely

Kai was born with a tiger demon passed down from her family. Finding this out, her parents abandon her in Konoha where the hokage found her. The Hokage orders Kakashi Hatake to watch her and to keep an eye on her. By this Kai has been locked in her home with Kakashi for all her life. But after 13 years she finally gets a chance to be outside. But, Kai is in danger when Orochimaru and the Akatsuki finds out that she is not dead. Now Kai is trying to survive and stay protected when the Chuunin Exams come and Kai is immediately being take notice by everyone. [THIS IS A FANFICTION BASED OFF THE SHOW NARUTO. I DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS, BESIDES THE ONE I CREATED]

Raven and Lilly by bbangp

It was all over for Hinata Hyuga the moment she saw Naruto propose to Sakura in front of the Ichiraku ramen stall. She should have stayed in bed like her instinct had told her, then she wouldn't have witnessed the love of her life proposing to the girl who called Hinata her best friend. Hinata wanted to break down and start crying right there and then, but held her composure and congratulated the couple. She should have seen this coming. Naruto had started dating Sakura towards the end of the 4th great ninja war after Sakura had confessed to Naruto that she had feelings for him. She was so stupid for believing there could be anything between her and Naruto. Hinata ran to the Hokage's office as fast as she could. She needed to get out of here so she asked for some time away from Konoha. And so began lily's journey alongside raven. SASUHINA PAIRING. Started: 30 July 2019 Ended: - 31 March 2020 Also, when I saw Sasuke used his hands or something like that, I refer to his one hand and the susano he summons in the moment.

komorebi - a naruto uzumaki love story by sleepyyydaisy

DISCLAIMER -> TAKE THE FANFIC LIGHTLY ! writing this after a year (?) or two. THIS IS my first fanfiction, i never post my stuff but since i wrote this during quarantine, i thought of publishing it just to check off a task/bullet in my bucketlist. there are some parts that probably don't make much sense + are not that accurate to the plot of naruto (considering that i havent watched that show in YEARS) basically, after absorbing so many naruto fanfictions since i was in elementary, i wanted to make one for myself to please my 12-year-old self with atleast decent writing and character (bare minimum, i just want fluff in canon) THANK U SO MUCH FOR READING THIS ?! i never expected it to get attention so i sincerely apologize for some stupid parts ! i don't want to try and edit the parts since i would always find it ugly then i would delete the whole thing, and i dont want to regret writing this !!! tysm again and ily all ! 𝓴𝓸𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓫𝓲 - sunlight filtered through tree leaves. Light blue hair along with the girl's eyes. The same girl who has forgotten about her origin. The girl who does not remember her capabilities. The girl who would unfold the mysteries of a clan. The girl with the light blue hair who would cross her path with a blonde knucklehead. - "ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍʏꜱᴇʟꜰ" "ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅɪᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ?" "ɪ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ." "ɪ'ʟʟ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ʟɪꜰᴇ." - a naruto uzumaki love story, completed (pain arc, unedited)

Naruto's Best Friend Is A Swordswoman?! (Fem!Zoro!OC)(Discontinued Sorry) by Rosywolfgachagaming

Rosie Zoro has always lived by herself because everyone else would always be afraid of her for some reason. So, she always stayed away from the other kids to practice using three swords. One day, as she was training a blond-haired male, came up to her watching her in awe as she kept on training. After she finished with her training she noticed him watching her so she decided to talk with him. And ever since that day he would always help her train and they would talk with each other. The boy always wondered 'How come she's the only person who talks to me in the village while everyone else doesn't talk to me.' One day, as they were hanging out Rosie, blurted out "You know...ever since we met maybe we could live together since I do see you as a sibling" he was shocked at first but then agreed. Now they're twelve years old and now people are afraid of Rosie cause people thought she actually killed strong people for money even though she would go to the academy and she would want to become a strong Shinobi. She is able to use Haki and she is able to make jutsu's but she rather uses her swords to fight. In the ninja academy, she met Sasuke he would think for her to be head of heels for him but she was different, she would never go near him. Sometimes he would normally find her sleeping by a tree, and sometimes seeing her cleaning her swords, and seeing her train. I don't own the anime, characters, edits, pictures, art, videos, etc they all belong to the rightful owner I only own my Oc's

Sakura Uzumaki by This_little_CRAZY

Hi I'm Sakura Uzumaki my mother and father is unknown to me and my little brother Naruto Uzumaki. We both have a prankster streak and skip classes. Me and naruto are dead last in the class! I mean we literally cheat off Sasuke Uchiha I don't know how we get zeros!!!!! Well join me and my brother in this wonderful life and you know people abusing us. See ya there!!! Saku Uzumaki Disclaimer I do not own Naruto that goes to all of its rightful owners.

Chidori Heart by Espiannah

Sasuke looked forward and gasped. A kunai was coming; full speed. "SASUKE!!" Sasuke closed his eyes. He waited for the impact. He opened his eyes to Sakura making eye contact with him. "Sakura...?" The kunai was in her back. She panted in pain. "Sakura...." He couldn't believe she flash stepped in the path of the kunai and him. She collapsed in his arms. He looked where the kunai hit. It hit her lung, that's all he could tell. "Sasuke we should take her to Tsunade!" Naruto called as he lifted her up. "Sakura stay awake with me.." He whispered to her as her eyes started to roll back. "Sakura please." ------------------------------- [UNDER COMPLETE REWRITE] Original will be kept- but there will be a remake in the work <3 Wrote this back in 2015- needs much love

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book I: complications (naruko x sasuke) (completed)

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of its Characters. WARNING: Major Editing in progress (I wrote this book when I was 14, please don't take any of it serious.) "Sasuke? Who's Sasuke?" "Me you idiot!" I stood up again. "What did you just call me!" He also stood up. "I called you an idiot! Is there a problem with that?!" "There very much well is so. I'm am probably like ten times more smarter than you and your callin' me an idiot." "Did you miss the word probably?!" "ARRGG! That's it!" I pointed at him with a big motion. "I don't know what's stuck up your ass but you need to fix it, 'cause don't nobody want that negative energy in here, ya know!" "The problem is you, there's nothing stuck up my-" "AHEM!" We both turned to face a very furious Lady Tsunade. She eyed our seats and we immediately sat down.