Myalgorithmthinksimfat Stories

Modern fitness culture is loud, confusing, dramatic, and somehow deeply personal. One minute you're eating biscuits peacefully. The next, an influencer is yelling that bananas are destroying your metabolism. My Algorithm Thinks I'm Fat is a funny, self-aware, and painfully relatable journey through the chaos of trying to "get healthy" in a world obsessed with optimization, calorie tracking, morning routines, protein powder, and impossible transformation culture. It follows one ordinary person attempting to survive: gym anxiety diet confusion wellness advice from relatives fitness tracker guilt and the emotional instability of Mondays FUNNY. HONEST. HUMAN. NOT ANOTHER DIET BOOK THANKFULLY. It's not about being perfect. It's about becoming normal again.