Misunderstoodplot Histoires

I watched the show. I read some lore. I misunderstood everything. This is _not_ a faithful retelling-it's a roast, a breakdown, and a confused love letter to Westeros. Expect sarcasm, emotional damage, and characters making choices like they lost a bet with destiny. If you're here for canon accuracy, turn back. If you're here to laugh, cry, and scream "that's not how it happened!"-welcome to the madness.