Lovedeathrobots Stories

What does Christmas taste like when you strip away the sugar? It tastes like mud on the boots of an exploited elf. It tastes like the bitter champagne of a rented bride. It tastes like the empty chair no one dares to look at on Christmas Eve. Step into a collection of stories where magic exists, but comes at a terrible price. Here, the Three Wise Men are debt collectors, and happiness is sold in jars. Welcome to the dark side of Christmas. 🌑 INSIDE THIS BOOK YOU WILL DISCOVER: The Hidden Truth: What is the bloody price of Santa's ambition? Conspiracies: Why do the Three Wise Men control global debt? Toxic Love: High-society weddings propped up by glittering lies. THIS STORY IS FOR YOU IF: ✅ You are obsessed with shows like Black Mirror or Love, Death & Robots. ✅ You look for short, intense chapters (perfect for the commute or before bed). ✅ You are sick of sappy Christmas movies and crave bite, cynicism, and satire. ⚠️ WARNING: Contains lethal doses of reality, irony, and dark fantasy. Not suitable for those who still believe gifts are brought by magic (for free). Which side are you on? Santa or the Resistance? 📖 ADD THIS STORY TO YOUR LIBRARY AND LET THE WAR BEGIN.

Short. Sharp. Eternal. Stories where AI learns what men deny: God is real.

Can't find any X readers for this show. Well your in luck ^~^. And hope you enjoy reading this.

dude I'm obsessed with this lil orange robot, and I know you are too, you clicked on this????

In the future, humans is banned from having offspring.

im lowkey mad that there isnt any hawk x readers so i guess i gotta do it myself most of these are gonna be oneshots uwu

I have ideas but not much time so this is coming soon