WaraKao
Dear journal,
I call you my journal because the word 'diary' sounds disgustingly sticky as if I am a young teen girl who is going to be writing about how much I want a love life in here and talk about the handsome boys I see in the hallways.
And the word 'journal' sounds cool, I guess. I don't even know why I'm calling you dear when you mean nothing to me at the moment. Actually, I would enjoy burning you. You know there is a meme like: I don't hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a cup of water in my hands, I would drink it. That's how I feel towards you. Fucking stereotypes, when we're writing something lik this the society brainwashes us to believe that we have to use dear.
I don't even know why I'm still writing this. Fuck, I have school tomorrow.
-Gon.