Epicplot Stories

Things we changed lol To read an elf's mind, a telepath must touch the other elf to hear their thoughts. This is not necessary for humans bc they're weak. Elves don't understand human swear words. Elvin swear words are like "diddly dang darnit" Elves greet each other by dabbing They leave each other by flossing Things to know before reading This is designed for 2 people to read. Go get friends loser Ignore how cracked this gets as it develops. Lol Also this ended up being a crossover w/dsmp And it may or may not accidentally have a stripped and watered down version of the plot of captain marvel NO ROMANCE. NO x READER. TAKE THAT WEIRD CRAP SOMEWHERE ELSE. Things abt each character y/n1 is kinda emo ngl. y/n2 is pretty comical in the beginning but becomes a badass y/n1 likes minecraft youtube (this is relevant i swear) y/n1 swears (like real swear words) semi-frequently y/n2 is tall Btw the two inserts replace sophie and fitz. They will most likely not make an appearance.